Kings
I get emails from your KINGS fans everyday. Today I received an email from a fan of mine from India with the subject message reading “Hail to the KING.” Now I don’t know who is more egocentric Donald Trump or Elvis Preston King… You decide.
In India there were great Indian Kings. My favorite King was Vikramaditya…An ideal king who was as wise as he was brave and strong. He did not want kingship, but when the people needed him, became king. Matchless in war and matchless in forgiveness, an excellent ruler, he won the hearts of his people.
Your king never wanted kingship either but the girls of the world just will not leave Elvis Preston King alone. The only other modern day king to understand how it feels to have almost every girl in the world want you was the other king…Elvis Aaron Presley. He lost his Priscilla over womanizing as I have lost a few of my queens over my womanizing. So it goes. But If I was a looser who can’t get laid I would have to jump off from a bridge somewhere. But buddy before you jump at least email your king…Elvis Preston King.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit http://bachelortours.blogspot.com and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours