No more mid life crisis!
Gentlemen, Let’s face it we have come to a time in our lives when we can no longer sweep our immortality under the rug. “mid-life crisis” referring to a time when adults realize their own mortality and how much time they may have left. But there is a lot more to mid-life crisis than just recognizing our own immortality. Let’s talk about the classic mid-life crisis.
Mid-life crisis usually begins to creep upon you usually between 40 and 60 years old. The discontent, the boredom, feeling adventurous and wanting to do something completely exciting and different with your life. Let me give you a clue Doctor King (your author) had experienced the same symptoms until he stumbled upon A CURE for the classic mid-life crisis! Gentlemen you are going to LOVE the solution to the mid-life crisis problem.
First of all what are some of the Symptoms to watch out for. Here are the biggys: Boredom, self-questioning, daydreaming about 18 year old playmates and 18 year old school girls prancing around your own Playboy Mansion in their school clothes. A desire for sexual affairs with young girls and a greatly decreased ambition.
From Reggie Perrin to American Beauty, we’re all familiar with the stereotype of the man who reaches 50 and trades his wife in for a younger model or chucks in his job to go off and travel the world. The term “mid-life crisis” conjures up images of a dissatisfied man in middle age who suddenly goes through a series of sudden and violent changes of behaviour. And with good reason my friend. Society has men bent on transmuting sex desire into making more money than they can ever spend and dying miserable unfulfilled lives while leaving all their money to their favorite charity without ever tasting the real pleasures of life. Forget the younger wife. Haven’t you had enough of marriage. Sooner or later you will divorce her too. Just like Uncle Donald Trump always does. No the only solution is a playboy lifestyle. But this life can’t be found on every corner. Are you buddies with Hef? Will if not you better call Elvis Preston King. The only man in the world offering expert pick up services for Playmates. He is only looking for ONE buddy! Read the rest of this article later. Hurry and call now before some other rich old sexually starved wanna be dirty old man beats you to Elvis! Let’s face it you aren’t the only guy in the world suffering from mid-life crisis. This article via the internet will reach men from all over the world with just the click of a Google search and Sergy Brin and Larry Page from Google are big Elvis fans so you can bet it will be easy to find Elvis Preston King over at Google. Again I urge you to call Elvis NOW! Your author Elvis Preston King had these same symptoms before he stumbled upon the cure for the mid-life crisis!
What are the main symptoms of Mid-Life Crisis? Lack of sexual pleasures and an unfulfilled life. Simply put you never had your fair share of young beauties.
A society which puts a particularly high value on youth, and sidelines older people, it’s difficult for many people to move smoothly into their middle years. Men reaching mid-life may feel a loss of masculinity and confusion about their future role. Divorce, insecurity at the business and the changing role of men add to the uncertainty many feel during this time of transition. Many men find the changes in sexual function which come with getting older unsettling. Suddenly, you can’t do it three times a night any more, it’s harder to get an erection… Especially with that old broad you are sleeping next to! Is this the start of the slippery slope? And where will it end? Don’t worry about erections Doctor Elvis Preston King and his 18 year old playmates can help.
What can the older man do? What he should have done all along chuck the business. Hook up with the worlds’ number 1 Playboy Elvis Preston King and enjoy the life he really deserves with 18 year old Playmate after 18 year old Playmate and never look back! Call the world’s number 1 panty dropper and chick magnet that’s what. There is no other way for fulfillment and sexual satisfaction.
Gentlemen, there is only one Elvis now and if you are a rich older man who wants to have sexually fulfilled life you better call Elvis Preston King or Hef right now. Hef is 79 . How much longer well he be there for you. Elvis is no spring chicken at 55 and he is the hottest property in the world because he is the world’s top pick up artist and NO ONE in the world can match his skills and with Elvis you always get your 18 year old playmate. You see Elvis holds the world record of the most seductions of young playmates of any man on earth. All sizes all shapes and all colors of little dolls. He is the international playboy of playboys. Call now before you miss your chance buddy. There will be no more mid-life crisis with Elvis Preston King there will only be mid-life fantasies! Contact Elvis at 809-581-8648 or email dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours